My Beautiful Rolling Dumpster Fire

 Hi, I'm Sarah.

My Philosophy for Simple Serenity -

Embrace the dumpster fire,

own your role in the chaos, and take action

to become the best version of yourself.

So... what qualifies me as a Life Strategy Coach:

• Master's Degree in Social Work from the University of Pennsylvania (1998)
• 25 years of experience in Medical Social Work and Care Coordination
• Founder of the Mason Shaffer Foundation (Malignant Infantile Osteopetrosis)
• Creator of the ONLY Public Cord Blood Donation Program in Philadelphia at Main Line Health and Temple University Hospital
• Clinical Operations for United Healthcare
• Personal Assistant to a B-Level Celebrity (my post-9/11 “flight response” phase)
• International Marketing for Deutsche Bank

I’m a 51-year-old woman:

a mom (to 18- and 15-year-old boys),

a wife (21 years strong),

sober alcoholic, social worker, feminist, advocate—and above all,

I AM A SURVIVOR.

I’ve survived some hellish chapters and

developed strategies when life felt like a

rolling dumpster fire.

As a Gen X woman, I’ve decided

it’s time to stop merely surviving and

start living intentionally.

I’ve owned my story—

the good, the bad, and the ugly.

And you can bet there’s

little I haven’t done, thought, or said.

That leaves very little room for judgment.

Because at the end of the day, we all need

SOMEONE WHO GETS US...

I GET YOU!